Déjeuner #Coréen #Food (à Sambuja)
Honey, I want bigger eyes. Honey, I want a bigger nose. Honey, I want a bigger mouth, Honey, I want a bigger chin.. Oh, Is it too much?
Honey, I wanna be bony skinny. I want to go to the (plastic surgery) hospital. Give me some money. I want to be pretty.
Honey, do I look old? I want to be young. Give me some money. I want to make my eyes big, nose big and mouth big.
I want to go to Apgujeong because Everybody goes to Apgujeong. I want to follow them and go to Apgujeong. I want to be bony skinny like them. Please make me look pretty.
The girl who has pretty eyes and a pretty nose also has a pretty mouth and a pretty chin. I want to be pretty like her. How can she be so pretty like that?
Eyes, Nose, Mouth, Ears, and my heart is pounding and pounding. I want to fix my face. Honey, Look at my face, please? Do I look that ugly? Ah-ah-ah!
I want gangnam style too. I want gangnam style..
I’m too old…
feels like i haven’t been on tumblr in 5evas!
what’d i miss?
anything good here?
if one is going to wear a finely striped suit, particularly a tight one, one has got to expect it to overdescribe the topography of one’s body. ‘precisely’, (s)he said.
avertyreyes asked: just wanted to let you know that your text posts are gold, if you're not already aware of that fact ha ha
what do you have against my non-text posts? they’re pretty golden too.
he: what are your resolutions for the new year?
me: resolutions are for the irresolute.
he: but you ARE irresolute.
me: exactly, that’s why i don’t do resolutions.
art of conversation
- koreanamerican: hey, are you korean?
- hanguk: yeah.
- koreanamerican: i'm korean too.
- hanguk: ...
- koreanamerican: ...
- hanguk: cool story, bro.