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talkinboutstuffseoul:

Ugh. I just realized it’s almost jorts season and my trusty jorts are in bad condition. They’re stained and too big and falling apart and the back of them sags and looks like a full diaper.

I don’t like tight jorts. I don’t like short jorts. I don’t like long jorts either. How can I attain the perfect jorts?!?

just fyi, the sagging diaper look is smokin hot right now in milano and paris. skintight is out. leave room for mystery and imagination.

art of conversation 08

  • a... : you're such a classy guy...
  • hanguk: fuck that shit.
do I really need to move to a studio apartment in the 17ieme to pursue sculpture and perhaps mount a gigantic plaster model for a statue by carpeaux atop a two-meter column ?

do I really need to move to a studio apartment in the 17ieme to pursue sculpture and perhaps mount a gigantic plaster model for a statue by carpeaux atop a two-meter column ?

On my own for lunch today…

and rather than grabbing some same ole street food to go, I’m considering going to a fancy-pants french resto and ordering me some seared foie gras in an apples and cinnamon reduction and other forbidden delices that I will share with no one.

will it be a satisfying experience? or will it simply leave me feeling empty, unhappy, and poor?

seotureun:

So I realised why korean rap isn’t shortened down like ‘kpop’. It’s because it spells ‘krap’.

Omfg.

but that spells kpop too.

art of conversation 07

  • she: congratulations on your new position!!
  • me: ?
  • she: ?
  • me: i think you're confusing me with xxx. he's a fourth generation japanese american. i'm korean...
  • she: *runs away*
  • me: we actually look nothing alike.
lnsee:

Houndstooth Flannel 

lnsee:

Houndstooth Flannel 

nawal:

Déjeuner #Coréen #Food  (à Sambuja)

nawal:

Déjeuner #Coréen #Food (à Sambuja)

"The South Korean short-track skaters Lee Han-bin, left, and Sin Da-woon prepare for a 1,000-meter semifinal in their respective ways, Sin by retaining his urine and Lee by performing an auto-erotic act, at the Iceberg Skating Palace."

Very funny, New York Times.

"The South Korean short-track skaters Lee Han-bin, left, and Sin Da-woon prepare for a 1,000-meter semifinal in their respective ways, Sin by retaining his urine and Lee by performing an auto-erotic act, at the Iceberg Skating Palace."

Very funny, New York Times.